Ralph is kool!

Hey! My names Ralph Im 14 years old and I am kool. I just lerned the hypertex marked langage and like it a lot. This is the reeson I am making this kool site. Chek out this pix of me, Im so cool. This is one is really old but I found it somewhere.

Yes, I hat my frends, they always used mayke me dres up like a rabit because they like it. My frends dont like beeing fotografed so I just took pixs of my brothers frends, they are vary kool to. Here they are...

I sometimes think that his frends are kool but sometimes I think they try to touch me too much. Oh, I almost fogot about my brother he is awesome because he does kool awesome stuff. Look here he is.

He works for a computer company called 3 computers theyre really good and do all kindsa stuff with your computers if you ask them to. I call him my bro because he is kooler than the other people in my family so I talk to him about girls and other stuff. I asked him about my girlfrend one time and he said shes a really cool girl and I just bone her. I dont know what that means but shes pretty cool I punched her one time and she cried. Then she showed me her breasts because I asked her to. Shes awesome I hope she doesnt die like my hamster he died when I was 10 god it sucks. I bet I would cry forever if my girlfriend ever died and then my bro could help me find another girlfriend because I really like her breasts.

My family is also vary importent in my live because they help me with homework and my mom cocks me dinner every day. Sometimes the dinner doesnt taste vary good but I dont tell her because she will hit me. I dont really want to put up a pix of my mom because she doesnt look so good right now because she was in a car accident and now the police want to take her license. I guess my dad is vary pissed about the whole situation because he will have to drive me to school now and I guess he doesnt want to get to work late because his boss isnt that nice. Here is my dad he looks pretty calm in this picture but sometimes he gets vary pissed.

One time he got so pissed he hit me with his belt but mom said it would never happen again and I shouldnt tell my teachers. If youre reading this dont tell on my dad it wont happen again unless I piss him off again.

My girlfrend is also a big reeson Im making this page in hypertex marked langage that I learned really fastly. I LOVE YOU SARAH! I have a picture of her to. She is hot. Here is a recont pix of her.

Isnt she hot god. I like her breasts. One time she rubed her breasts in my face and I told her they are hot and she put them in my face again. That night was awesome but my pants were really wet after because I peed a lot and it hurt really bad. I hope she rubs her breasts in my face again so I can pee like that again. God it was better than taking a big crap right after dinner.

I also like sports a lot because Sarah told me she would rub her breasts in my face again when I win another medal. So now Im tryng really hard to win another medal so I can pee like that again. I hope Sarah rubs her breasts in my face again or Ill kill her. Hah. Just kidding I would never kill her. I remember when my bro killed my little sister on accident. It was horrible we had to clean up all the blood and stuff god.

Anyways I really hope you liked my page and come back again soon because I think I might get some more pictures of Sarah. God I want to pee like that again.